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Top Ten Films of the 2000s

What a wonderful decade in movies. Picking the best ten will be nearly impossible. But here we go…

10. Children of Men – 2006

I was already a huge fan of Alfonso Cuaron and was looking forward to Children of Men on its release. Children of Men is the best science fiction movie of the the decade. Better than Avatar? You bet. It can almost be called as much as a bold visual achievement. It is hard to write about it without talking about the long takes, but I have to. They’re amazing. Faked, but amazing. Moreover, taking Cinéma vérité into a post- apocalyptic word with such undeniable success is nothing short of audacious. What a miracle this film got a green light. It probably only made back its budget, but it is a cinematic treasure.

9. Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind – 2004

You could say Michel Gondry’s film is science-fiction, which it is. You could also say it is a romantic-comedy, which it is. Regardless, it is a spectacular film about love and the devastation of break-ups. My brother often comments that it is the best romantic comedy of all time. Macho men might avoid this because of its tenderness, but it is truly a universal movie. Both men and women will enjoy the emotional core created by Jim Carry and Kate Winslet. The dialogues in Carry’s mind between the two are heartbreaking, yet wonderfully true to life. What’s the word? Oh, yeah. Bittersweet.

8. Lost in Translation – 2003

I dismissed this film at first. I don’t know why. I assume it is the arrogance of youth (I was 17 back then). I had also lived in Asia myself and couldn’t avoid comparing my own extraordinary story with Sofia Coppola’s. What a wonderful movie though. I hate to call it existential, but it really is. It is the kind of greatness you are not at ease describing. No story could be more simple. Two people are lonely, they find each other in a foreign city, spend only a week together, and are changed forever. There is no sex, but something more powerful, almost spiritual in a non-religious sense. The final scene might feel like a cop out, but who really cares?

7. Mulholland Drive – 2001

Mulholland Drive is Lynch’s greatest film. Many might have come across the lesbian sex scenes from this movie on porn sites. I know I have. But before discussing the movie, one has to discuss the sex. It is the sexiest, most character-driven intercourse put to film. Moreover, it is also a haunting story of Hollywood and a spiritual sequel to Sunset Boulevard. Its weirdness will alienate some, but stick with it.

6. Once

I am a musical fanatic. My brother is certainly not, but nonetheless forced me to sit down and watch a no-budget musical that he loved. It is truly a masterpiece. A musical for ever person that every claimed they love music. It understands the power of music and the outlet it provides for the artists that play it. Like Lost in Translation, the story is so simple, so universal. Two people are incredibly lonely. They meet. Play music with each other and go their separate ways. I think it was Woody Allen who said the only romantic love is unfulfilled? So true.

5. Pan’s Labrynth – 2006

Few films ever get put on Roger Ebert’s “Great Films List” the moment they are released. Pan’s Labyrinth is one of the few to have that honor. Ebert knew right away that Guillermo had made a masterpiece. Guillermo Del Toro’s fantasy-war film is an epic undertaking. It has fantastical elements of a fairy tale, but the shocking realities of a war film. It has a dead-on technical brilliance that moved Del Toro into the category of visionary genius along with Cameron, Speilberg, Lucas, and Jackson. None of the four have come close to delivering such powerful visuals along with such a humanistic story.

    4. Babel - 2006


    The only other movie in recent memory to get added to Ebert ‘s “Great Films List” almost immediately. This move split audiences. I call it one of my favorite movies and I can’t put my finger on why. It isn’t exactly the most critically acclaimed film ever, but says something provocative about human beings. If you haven’t seen Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s break out film Amores Perros, go check it out first. Like his earlier films, Babel follows the lives of strangers connected by a single “event”. What makes the Babel so different is the “event” is almost incidental, even irrelevant. Babel hopes to show us how we share this planet with each other and are so little alike, but ironically, so similar. Also, the Japanese segment is most certainly relevant and probably the most emotionally involved. Four of the ten movies on this list are a part of the Mexican New Wave, a film movement which deserves attention and deep admiration.

    3. Lord of the Rings Trilogy

    Not much can be said about the Trilogy. It should be number one. It is epic and wonderful. At any moment in my life I’ll immediately be ready to sit down and watch all three films. What a genius Jackson and company are. What an awesome, bold move it was to finance all three films at once, unknowing of Jackson’s potential. What a powerful hold Jackson, and his writing team, have on the hero’s journey and the art of story. Even Robert McKee was probably impressed…maybe…

    2. City of God – 2002

    I choose this film as a Alternate DVD pick of the week on my last podcast and with good reason. It is truly a masterpiece. It could be called The Godfather of our time. I laughed off comparisons with Gomorrah, a similar look at crime, but focuses on  a modern-day Italian crime. COG was largely ignored on its release, but has been steam-rolling towards greatness ever since. It deserves to be sought out and hailed as the best film of all time. Fernando Meirelles hired no-name actors off the street and made dramatic characters out of them. How many characters are as memorable as Lil Ze? It moves with the pace of an action movie, but holds the emotional center of a great epic. It should be studied in film school and analyzed by any would-be filmmakers. It can be enjoyed by any class, creed, or nationality, even Americans, despite its length and subtitles. It is not number one for no other reason but I personally like the number one more.

    1. Y Tu Mama Tambien – 2001

    When people ask me what my favorite movie is, nine times out of ten I answer : Y Tu Mama Tambien. Why? Fuck if I know. Some movies just effect you deeply at a vulnerable time in your life. I’ve read that Gene Siskel saw Saturday Night Fever, another coming-of-age story, seventeen times on its release and bid on, and won, the suit worn by Travolta at the end of the film. You could say I have a similar affinity for Alfonso Cuaron’s story.

    Most people respond, “Isn’t that about two gay dudes that kiss?” Well, yes. Kind of. It is about two boys who ultimately kiss and have feelings that are bisexual-in-nature. But it isn’t simply a “gay” movie. Like Chasing Amy isn’t just a “gay” movie. Tambien is about death, poverty, class hierarchy, sexuality, machismo, and about a thousand other things. If you’re a male and remember what being young and having sex was like, there is no reason this movie shouldn’t resonate with you.

    Top Ten Horror Movies (Without Monsters)

    10.) Psycho


    I grew up hating Hitchcock. I always thought he was just a dickhead, film elitist’s go-to director. It was not unlike hating Citizen Kane because every film buff calls it the best film ever. When I finally got around to watching Hitchcock’s films with a critical eye I, of course, came to the conclusion that he truly is the genius everyone claims him to be. Or maybe I’ve turned into a film snob? Come to think of it, Citizen Kane is the best movie ever made…

    9.) Eden’s Lake

    This is another horror film my brother was on my back to watch. Everyday he’d beg me to get a copy and sit down and watch it. Finally he caught me when I was already in front of T.V. and threw it in. Ugh, really? (I’m not a huge fan of the horror genre. Well, the modern, American horror genre is down right awful) But this english film about a couple vacationing in the woods is downright fucked up. It is one of only instances I can think where children are actually intimidating.
    8.) The Shining


    One of many masterpieces that Kubrick strung together. It remains the centerpiece to discussions about the legitmacy of the horror genre. Kubrick was a genius. This is his most accessible film. It followed Barry Lyndon, which was so cold, so distant, that I think it drove him to do a commercial film. It is a great film and I’ll go up against any film buff on why it is great. I’m just not sure.

    7.) In the Mouth of Madness


    This is John Carpenter’s weirdest, most terrifying movie. I believe this type of story is called Meta-fiction. (I should really have internet access when I write this stuff) Halloween is awesome but really not that scary and Michael Myers is a monster, therefore won’t be included on this list. JC was the king of cool movies right up to Mouth of Madness. What the fuck happened to him?

    6.) Hostel 1 and 2

    Quentin Tarantino was quoted as saying that Eli Roth is the future of horror. I don’t know why QT’s opinion is gospel, but he might have been right. The hostel films are the best of their kind. Check out Blood Sucking Freaks (#2) to see his influences. (he does the commentary if I’m not mistaken)

    5.) Rosemary’s Baby

    Another one of Polanski’s masterpieces. This is one of three “women-in-apartment” movies. Check all three of the out. They’re legitimately scary and a corner stone of the horror canon.

    4.) Repulsion

    This is questionably Polanski’s best film. My brother was on my back to watch this movie and I fought him. A horror movie from the 60s? And it is really, really scary? Yeah, alright… I finally caved and was in awe. This is a movie that was seriously ahead of its time.

    3.) Inside

    This is the best horror-film to come out of the french horror new-wave. If you haven’t checked out the french horror new-wave yet, do it now. Inside is great horror film. It might be the best of the past decade. Pure craftsmanship. It isn’t just pop-out scares. This film is psychologically creepy, gory, and twisted. Great film

    2.) Blood Sucking Freaks

    Another great horror movie. It was one of the first horror movies I ever saw ironically. My brother and I bought it at best buy when we were only 16 and 14 respectively. This movie is seriously depraved. It is an hour and a half of naked chicks being tortured. The midget sucking a chicks brains out remains one of the weirder horror images ever.

    1.) Cannibal Holocaust

    This might be one of the most disturbing films ever made. I saw it for the first time in a crowded get together comprised of all young men. There was a party atmosphere at first, people were drinking and chatting over the film. By the end, people were dead silent and requesting it be turned off. It affects people that much. As legend goes, the film is so realistic that the director was arrested and held by the Italian police until the actors/actresses came forward, proving they were alive. Blair Witch Project and Paranormal Activity couldn’t hold this film’s jock strap.