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By Collin, on March 19th, 2011
Paul – Movie Discussion
Paul was awesome. I liked it a lot. It falls short of greatness because of Seth Rogen’s voice and the lack of director Edgar Wright, Pegg and Frost’s frequent collaborator.
Paul is about two nerds from England who travel from Comic Con to all the major alien sites in American. Now keep in mind when you’re reading this, that I’ve been to these places. My brother was one of these types when we were young. He was obsessed with aliens. He had books, movies, posters, and comics, all relating to aliens.
I’ve been to Area 51 exactly fifty years after the supposed landing there. Fact. It was a circus. I even signed a petition requesting that the government expose what it knows about the incident. This was only after my brother forced me to do so. I knew then, as I know now, that all these incidents were nonsense. But I digress…
Pegg and Frost, playing themselves basically, go cross-country and end up running into Paul. Paul is an alien who crashed during one of these incidents and has been helping the government ever since. He even helps out with other things…but I won’t spoil that. The movie is just a chase-type flick where the government is trying to catch them and kill them.
Many might not know this, but American Dad is one of the best cartoons, maybe even one of the best shows, on TV right now. This is largely due to their character Roger, who is up there with Cartman, in my opinion. Roger and Paul are very, very similar. The only difference is Roger’s character is comedically perfect and Paul’s character is not.
Moreover, one thing I want to note is Paul, the movie, is subversive in its own way. It is very much a love letter to American comic culture, but at the same time a critique of our religious extremism. It is a champion of Darwin and a champion of the awesomeness of the universe. Oddly enough, I’ve heard that Frost and Pegg believe in ghosts, which is weird. I mention this because, subtly, the movie is almost as anti-religious as recent Ricky Gervais comedy The Invention of Lying. However, manages to be much more fun than that flick.
Just a funny note, I’ve seen video of Pegg and Frost reenacting scenes from The Exorcist at the famous stair case the priest jumped down. They’re love of these things is genuine. They’re not just trying to abuse a segment of the population like so many other writers/directors do.
Lastly, I watched E.T. over and over and over when I was a little kid. I was sick often when I was young, so when I was home from school I would finish the movie, rewind it, and watch it again. No other movie has captured my imagination like that movie did. There are tons of E.T. references in Paul as well as dozens of references to other flicks. I grew up in a household of nerds and this movie will likely resonate deeply with them. Me? Well, I don’t know, I just hated that Rogen voice.
Collin says: B+
By Collin, on February 10th, 2011
#17 We just watched this on Netflix streaming.You should too!:Deliver us from Evil
The Film: Deliver us from Evil

No matter where you come down religiously, this is a must see movie. It is one of the few movies I will recommend that I don’t enjoy watching. How could you enjoy watching this movie, besides that it brings awareness to injustice? It is about a catholic priest from California who admits, on camera, how he molested children and how the church went to unreasonable lengths to cover it up.
Watching the priest so honestly admit to these wrongdoings borders on the surreal. The film also interviews his victims and explores the corruption which kept many of the incidents in the dark.
Why to watch it: It is a shocking indictment
The film always leaves me feeling helpless. Even despite so many of these incidents going public, little, besides financial restitution, has been done. I’m not radical in the sense that I think the Pope should be arrested, rapists should have their genitals cut off, or any nonsense like that, but at least the church should find someway to prevent this.
That Catholic priests frequently get away with this behavior, even in modern times, makes me wonder how many centuries this has been going on and how many victim’s lives destroyed.
Pay attention to this: Oliver O’Grady
Watch him as he laughs, chuckles, and still, to this day, doesn’t feel the way he should about his crimes. There is a moment in the film where he respectfully asks his victims to meet with him and one of the young men immediately responds, “I’d kill his mother”.
Apparently, O’Grady doesn’t see the big picture. According to an article cited on Wikipedia (I checked the original source) he was recently, December 2010, arrested for child pornography and was found working with a local dutch church. He is a sick person, why is he still allowed to walk the streets, but so many pot dealers, and other non-violent criminals, not?
Get Netflix streaming through the link at the bottom and follow along. Have fun out there and E-mail if you, the reader, have anything for us to watch!
-Collin
By Collin, on January 31st, 2011

Underground Film Review Episode 6
I’ve been posting all our olds shows. Kinda’ like the Underground Film Review The Lost shows. This was the first one we ever did. It also got deleted back around a year ago when our site got hacked and I had to rebuild it. Have a listen and enjoy. If you like it, download it on ITUNES!
-Collin
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By Collin, on November 7th, 2010
The director of the new Toxic Avenger has been announced, Troma’s troubles, and beyond…

A few people who read our blog might know my personal love affair with Hot Tub Time Machine. I personally think HTTM was a little masterpiece which deserved critical praise and millions of dollars. It did mediocre at the box office and did get a bit of critical praise. Even A.O. Scott, a critic known for being kind of an academic d-bag, gave the film high praise.
So what is the point? Well, some how the stars have aligned in our favor. Deadline reports that The director of HTTM, Steve Pink, will be remaking one of my favorite movies The Toxic Avenger. The whole Toxic film is above, take an hour and watch it here!!!
The Toxic Avenger is considered a masterpiece of shock cinema and when its director, Llyod Kauffman, announced that Troma would be licensing the rights to a major studio, a lot of people freaked. How could Kaufman let “the man” and “corporate elites” get their hands on the sacred classic? Well, I think Kaufman’s decision is super awesome. Why? Well, let me explain…
Troma studios is one of the few independent studios that figured out how to stay alive without the help of big, Hollywood studios. They did this through VHS and wiggling their way into a sub-genre of horror almost impossible to describe. Call it: Splatter comedy. It isn’t tongue-in-cheek or comedy-horror, it is/and was something special.
But the problem was that Troma never adapted itself to the industry. It prefered expensive theatrical release over straight-to-dvd. It preferred film over digital and other committed numerous technological blunders. Troma had a lot of trouble with the digital age…not to mention the terrible films Toxic Avenger 2 &3 (which was actually just one film), Sergeant Kabukiman NYPD, and Tales from the Crapper. They were garbage.
Most importantly, Troma needs money right now. Kaufman and Troma co-owner Michale Hertz are old. They should strike while the iron is hot and try to get out a few more original Kaufman/Hertz titles before they retire. Rumor is that Pink’s version is to be more “environmentally” friendly, akin to the cartoon Toxic Crusaders. I also think this is awesome. The original had a low-budget veracity that would be hard to emulate. There is no reason to try.
Basically I’m stoked for this and I can’t wait to see what Kaufman comes out with next. Rumor has it he is working on yet another Toxie movie. Let’s hope he releases it better this time. Straight-to-DVD and without mother fuckas’ stealing it.
-Collin
By Collin, on October 14th, 2010
(UPDATE 1/19/2012 – I’ve been getting flamed for my poor writing mechanics, so I’ve changed this list a bit. Also, check out the top twenty masturbating movie list.)
10. Brown Bunny

I don’t know if this movie needs an introduction. I think most people who look at dirty stuff on the internet have come across the blow job scene. Chloe Sevigny gives Vincent Gallo a real blow job.
There are numerous sex scenes throughout the movie, but nothing compares with the blow job scene.
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