EastEnders fans were traumatised tonight after Keanu Taylor heard things that no person should ever hear.
Poor Keanu was forced to listen to Phil Mitchell having sex with his wife Sharon after returning from Spain.
Just moments after she slept with Keanu, naughty Sharon went for seconds, but this time it was with her husband.
Phil, who nearly caught them out, was unaware that his wife’s hunky toyboy was hiding under their bed while they had some fun.
Distraught Keanu was crying while Phil and Sharon went at it like rabbits just inches above his face.
Keanu and Sharon had to hide
Phil nearly caught them at it
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He could hear them giggling and the bed squeaking – as well as their sex talk.
After they finished, giddy Phil admitted: "I’m definitely out of practise."
As Sharon went to leave, Phil grabbed his wife and swung her round so they could have another pop.
They got down to business
Keanu heard the whole filthy thing
With a big smile on his face, Phil said: "You ain’t going anywhere darling."
When they were finally done, Phil slapped her bum and told Sharon he would met her downstairs.
Sad Keanu crawled out from his hiding place and Sharon apologised to the young lad.
It all worked out in the end as Phil ended up giving Keanu his old job at the garage back.
Phil had a big smile on his face
Sharon apologised to Keanu
Shocked viewers took to Twitter after watching the filthy scenes.
One viewer said: "Keanu must need a therapist, I know I do and he was there to listen to it all!!!"
I am traumatised," added another.
A third said: "I think I would have preferred to be beat up by Phil than be stuck listening to that"
EastEnders airs Mondays and Fridays at 8pm and Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7.30pm on BBC1
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