Noel Edmonds admits he’s "naughty" in his first appearance on tonight’s I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!.
The brand new campmate will arrive in Croc Creek tonight to meet the other 10 stars – and he’s already 100% confident of winning the entire show.
"I know I’m going to win because if the public vote me to be King of the Jungle, I promise to retire. I think that would make millions of people very happy," he told the show ahead of his arrival.
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"I think this is the point where Noel Edmonds pays back for what he’s taken. I deserve it."
The 69-year-old household name is one of the biggest stars ITV has ever secured for I’m A Celebrity, and Noel himself is prepared for a world of pain.
"I am really, really confident you are going to do the most horrible things to me," he went on.
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He reckons he’s going to win
But, he said, viewers aren’t going to see a different Noel on their screens when he goes in.
"Frankly, what you see is what you get. And if you look at the shows I’ve done, it’s only little Noel enjoying himself.
"I’m slightly nervous about the idea of turning up late. I just hope I get a reasonable welcome and they won’t all go, ‘my god, what’s he going here?’"
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Noel admitted to being ‘naughty’
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And – without going into detail – Noel admitted (somewhat flirtatiously) that he’s not always been an angel.
"I am a bit naughty. I’ve had to sit on the naughty step a few times," he purred.
Noel has already admitted his secret nickname for his penis – sadly not ‘Mr Blobby’ but "Mr Happy and the twins".
Let’s hope he doesn’t share that information with his campmates – it’s far more terrifying than any Bushtucker trial ever devised.
*I’m A Celebrity continues tonight at 9pm on ITV
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