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Top Ten Movies impossible to get through without masturbating

(UPDATE 1/19/2012 – I’ve been getting flamed for my poor writing mechanics, so I’ve changed this list a bit. Also, check out the top twenty masturbating movie list.)

10. Brown Bunny


 

I don’t know if this movie needs an introduction. I think most people who look at dirty stuff on the internet have come across the blow job scene. Chloe Sevigny gives Vincent Gallo a real blow job.

There are numerous sex scenes throughout the movie, but nothing compares with the blow job scene.

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8 comments to Top Ten Movies impossible to get through without masturbating

  • David

    Who care about his grammar, WTF are you doing here to begin with you perv (ha). He is probably writing and jacking off at the same time, you try it! lol

  • Really? Have you little “wanna-be” critics decided that your grammar is correct. Seriously? You seem just little under-educated and unaware of the diversity of different tastes in movies a person might have, or anything for that matter. Respect each other and don’t give advice on grammar if your own is lacking. This is not a classroom, it’s a place that someone set up to give their opinion. If you agree, then great, if you don’t, then great. Either way it’s okay.

  • Chris W.

    Fuckyo Urself and Ms. D, you are absolute losers. Go find something worthwhile to do with your time you miserable fuckheads. This was a fun list to read and it helped me find some good flics.

  • Ms. D

    Well no offense to the author, but the title of the list is….”top ten movies impossible to make it through without masterbating”
    I think your expectations may have been to high going in.
    Oh shit, capitilization and does that need those quotations? or is that songs? I sure hope I don’t fuck up my grammar.

  • Fuckyo Urself

    I’ve read through two of your lists now and I have to ask. Are you aware of the concept of proofreading? I mean since you’re such a genius film student you’d think you might be familiar with editing. Also you have the worst most blatantly wannabe art-house hipster taste in movies that I have ever seen. Do you think you could make one list that doesn’t have painfully obvious foreign films that you most likely know about because you once lived in a dorm? Dumb ass.

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