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White Ribbon

White Ribbon is a film that will endlessly be argued about for years to come. Many will argue it is a classic. Others will argue it is boring and that Haneke is unwatchable. Some will even say it is disturbing. My brother, who I do a podcast with, became vitriolic towards the film, claiming it was boring, over-hyped, and not shocking at all. Well, I obviously disagree with him, but you might not.

White Ribbon is a great new Austrian, or German*, film which explores a village in Eichwald, Germany from 1913 all the way up until the killing of the Archduke Ferdinand. Most people viewing the film will know that the killing of Archduke Ferdinand set off a chain of events that led to World War One. Peculiar things are happening in this small village. The film opens with a doctor riding a horse which is tripped by a wire between two trees. The doctor is almost killed when he is thrown from the horse and his collarbone breaks, entering his neck. The audience is left with the questions: Who tied the string there? And why? More incidents occur within the town. Haneke allows the audience to make up their mind on who the culprit is and why. But much is left unsaid. Most of the incidents happen off camera and little is provided to lead the viewer toward an ultimate conclusion.

The main character is a schoolteacher who narrates the story from the future, long after World War Two. He opens with a quote, “I don’t know if the story I’m about to tell you is entirely true.” Even he is unsure of the events that unfolded in the village. We are given many hints toward possibilities, but no solid conclusions can be established. Yes, Haneke shows us from the start that it is likely the children committing the acts of violence and destruction. But how can we be sure? The film is not a whodunit, although it is often discussed like one, but instead is an allegory for human evil. The parents in this film are brutal and abusive. They’re sexually repressive and even so much as horsing around in front of a class can be of the utmost offense to parents. Haneke is not subtle in his thematic conclusions toward evil, but he sure is when it comes to style.

Much of the criticisms for this movie will come from Haneke’s style, which taken from an American point-of-view, can be extremely exhausting. I’m not saying it is bad, but it is definitely different. American audiences will have trouble with the pacing. Again, I’m not insulting Americans or the film, I’m just pointing that out.

Haneke’s 2005 film Cache, or Hidden in English, was one of the slowest films I’ve ever seen to get such critical acclaim. Now I’ll go back and watch it couple times before I die, but that film just didn’t capture my attention. White Ribbon uses much of the same elements: No music. Great Distance between the subject and audience. Infrequent edits. Long takes. Very little action in the traditional sense. In this film he even uses black and white to distance the audience from the subject. How does B/W distance the audience? Well, I’m not sure. But it does. This is a great film and should be seen by everyone who can stomach its pace. Haneke could have made everyone in this film evil. I was worried about the school teacher doing something awful, but allows us the schoolteacher as a moral lens.

It is a patient, analytical look at human beings, what makes us tick, and ultimately what drives our desires for cruelty. I’ve written a bit more about the film, but beware, I divulge some of the plot so there are definitely spoilers.

I say: A

You’ll say: B+

*I’ve read multiple sources that claim the movie is Austrian by business and crew, but German in language. I assume it would be not dissimilar to incorrectly calling Letters from Iwo Jima a Japanese film.
(Spoiler alert) Okay so, I’m a weirdo and read the screenplays of many of the films I see. It is a fantastic way to learn about the filmmakers execution as well as what the filmmakers decided to cut out. For example, did you know Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood was impotent? Moreover, here is an excerpt from the last narration of the film. This part of the monologue was cut:

Didn’t we all know secretly what had happened in our midst? Hadn’t we, in a way, made it possible by closing our eyes? Didn’t we keep our mouths shut because otherwise we would have had to wonder if the misdeeds of these children, of our children, weren’t actually the result of what we’d been teaching them?

What a provocative statement. Haneke left this paragraph out for good reason. Yes, it would have made the themes much more clear to an audience that was a bit confused, but I think too much is being placed on this film as an allegory for fascism. If you leave this sentence in, that’s all people might think. I dug desperately to find some proof of this and hit the jackpot with Haneke saying this: “Moreover, the film is not just about fascism, which would be too simplistic an interpretation since the story is set in Germany, but about a definite pattern and the universal problem of corrupted ideals.” Cool.

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Murder Set Pieces

This film, if it can be called that, had had its share of controversy and then some. From being rejected by at least three film processing companies (including Technicolor) to Lionsgate heavily censored mainstream release. I actually ended up renting the Lionsgate release from Blockbuster with no knowledge of the film whatsoever. I admit; I was fooled by a semi-gruesome front cover and the words “most controversial movie of all time”. I couldn’t have been more disappointed.

The film follows a serial killer, played by a hilarious (probably not intentionally) Sven Garrett, who murders women of any age (though never very old ones) in Las Vegas. His motives? The film is very unclear about this in either version. It could be any one or a combination of the following: he was abused as a child, he is very proud of his Nazi heritage, he gets sexually aroused by murder, and/or he needs blood because he has an iron deficiency. In the end, who cares?

Nick Palumbo, directing his first “major film”, doesn’t even pretend to care about plot. The film is all about the killer (who remains nameless) picking up women, taking photographs of some, and then violently murdering them. Usually they are fully nude. If all you’re in the mood for is a bloody violent horror film, than that’s not so bad. However, the Lionsgate release has literally cut out almost every scene of violence in the film. In essence, making one of the gorier movies ever released into a very tame R rated movie. Why, since in the US Murder Set Pieces was being released straight to DVD, would they shoot for an R rating? I have no idea. Surely the company behind the SAW and HOSTEL series couldn’t have been scared away from a little, make that a lot (88 gallons according to Mr. Palumbo), of blood? Apparently so. The Lionsgate version goes likes this; killer meets girl, brings them back to his place, and then the film cuts away. And to add insult to injury, in the climax you see a room of dead bodies, not of which you saw murdered in the film. It’s like editing out the action scenes in a James Bond film.

However, the extremely hard to find unrated version (I unfortunately had to download, but hey, I paid for the censored rental), does deliver the goods. It is what can be described as a smorgasbord of murder. And there is a ridiculous amount of hot naked women throughout; though sometimes there’s so much blood on them you can’t even make out skin color. The movie still has no plot, like the Lionsgate version, but this time there is almost non-stop bloody kills. Its not the sickest movie ever made, or even the most controversial. But there is torture, child murder, violent rape/rape of corpse, a touch of cannibalism, and a well done chainsaw to head scene. It stands out as one of the more violent movies you will see. However, I don’t think it would be as controversial if more of the women were wearing clothes (like it really matters when you’re getting a nail pounded through your arm).

In the end I like this film as silly gory entertainment. I call the film silly even though it never cracks a joke mostly because of the terrible, if comical, acting. The main lead acts like such an ignorant, personality-less, jock that you can never be scared of him. In many grisly scenes, it’s hard not to laugh at his outrageous German accent or the falseness of his rage. The only other “real” character in the film is a young girl whose sister is dating the killer. Her acting is terrible in a way that detracts from the film, unlike the lead. But she’s only a kid. With so many terrible horror movies out today pretending to be good, I like a movie that’s not only willing to admit its trash but revels in it too. Right down to totally pointless and tasteless footage from 911. This director was simply out to offend, and if that’s what your in the mood for, you won’t be disappointed. Just don’t expect anything close to “most controversy of all time”, and seriously, don’t really expect a “good film”. And at all costs, stay away from the Lionsgate version.

Release date: April 2008
Lionsgate R rated release: F
Unrated version: B-

The Book of Eli

The Book of Eli is an audacious movie. The Hughes brothers have usually made pretty decent movies such as From Hell, Meance II Society, and Dead Presidents, which are all movies I like quite a bit. But what were they thinking with this one. Let me get one thing straight: I really didn’t think this movie was bad, per se, but I can’t really say it is good either. It is something so weird that I can’t really put my finger on it. I don’t dislike, but am flabbergasted at the inclinations of two respected filmmakers who come out of a seven or eight year retirement to release an action, post-apocalyptic epic, faith-based film.

Anything you hear about this film will not prepare you for the ending. Even in saying that, I worry I’ve given away too much, but trust me. This movie is just crazy. I feel odd critiquing it on a serious level, because it shouldn’t be taken seriously. But that isn’t my fault. It takes itself seriously. Think of Big Trouble in Little China, but as a deep-seeded religious allegory. What? Yeah, I know.

The film is about Eli (Denzel Washington) who is heading west through a post-apocalyptic United States. He is met early by a bunch of thugs who want to kill him and eat him. He dispatches them with the efficiency of a trained killer using only big, huge, sword-knife thingy. I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure he had a gun at this point. Why risk fighting hand-to-hand when a gun is readily available? I don’t know. I mean I do know, but it can’t just be to have a cool choreographed fight. Anyway, I let that slide. Afterall, the film contains countless scenes of Denzel walking in slow-motion in sunglasses. If it was me, I’d film the whole thing in slow-mo.

Eli comes across a town run by a real prick Carnegie (Gard Oldman) He enters a bar and gets in a fight, again, with a bunch of goons. Kicks their ass in an awesome fashion. Okay, okay, pretty cool, but again, why not the guns? Carnegie asks him to stay and teach what he knows about fighting, and or the world. He attempts to use his daughter Solara (Mila Kunis) to seduce him into staying. He declines and leaves, which sets off a chain of events that drives the film to its conclusion.

All the performances here are good, you could even say Oldman is electrifying. But to what end? Oldman wants the Bible as a societal weapon. To use it in order to control the masses. A powerful allegorical story element, which the Hughes brothers only use to drive home the ludicrous religious conclusion. The plot wonders a bit after Eli leaves the town and it isn’t quite clear where the climax of this film is. However, as an action film the movie contains just enough to warrant a recommendation. Take one scene, where Carnegie’s s gang stands off against Eli and others who are boarded up in a house. It is the highlight of the film. The faked camera dollies in and out of house without cuts is exhilarating filmmaking. Also, the soundtrack and sound design is spectacular often making me wish there was more on screen to love.

Release date: January 2010

Collin  says: C+

You’ll say: B-

10. The Ring

I love Naomi Watts. My brother and I are both obsessed with this fairly unknown Aussie gem. We also both hate this movie. It is certainly not scary. When researching my top ten scariest movies list I crushed to see The Ring so high up.

9. American Beauty

This movie is good. But is it great? I really don’t think so. I think it just barely scratches the surface of white suburbia. It is outdone by better films about the same subject, Happiness and Little Children come to mind.

8. Blair Witch Project

This is the only movie on this list I personally dislike. I never liked this movie. It isn’t scary. Anyone who thought it was real was just kidding themselves. And it cash out on the ideas of a bigger and better film Cannibal Holocaust.

7. The Departed

Right. Why is this movie on the list? Well, because the departed is just good. I don’t think it is great. I don’t think it was the best picture of that year and I certainly don’t think think it was Scorsese’s time to win an oscar, Raging Bull was.

6. Chariots of Fire

I just didn’t like this movie. Doesn’t mean you will.

5. Pulp Fiction

Quentin Tarintino pisses me off. For no good reason too. His movies are great. Kill Bill is one of my favorite movies. Frankly speaking, Pulp Fiction is a very good movie. But everyone my age cites it as the best film ever. Please. There are parts in the movie that don’t work and it is a bit slow. Is it the best film of the 90s? I hope not.

4. Boondock Saints

Anyone who really loves movies shouldn’t like this one. If I reviewed I’d probably give it a D. It is a good premise that went horribly wrong. William Dafoe dressing up as a chick and fighting dudes kept this one from being an F.

3. Good Will Hunting

Good movie. Not great. Gus Van Sant can and has done better. If you’re looking for a great Van Sant movie check out Milk. One of the best films of the decade.

2. A Time to Kill

Joel Shumacer’s courtroom drama comes to the all the right conclusions and says all the right things. But bad people doing bad things shouldn’t shock anybody. The film never looks into why they do bad things though. Or investigates the black side of the story. Time to Kill knows how satisfy its audience but it really doesn’t come to any tough conclusions.

1. Clerks

Kevin’s Smith debut is just okay. I’ve heard it acclaimed as genius. Not quite. It is a fun film and the characters are well drawn. But the dialogue is too rehearsed. It doesn’t seem to be happening in real time. It comes off as a movie that